ok i legit had this weird ass dream
It started out with me going to an arabic class?? I sit in and its me, a few people I know from around campus, and streetrat
. We're all goofing around, even the professor isn't taking anything seriously. So then we start watching the Simpsons in arabic before we leave. Walking home we go around this dock, and then we go running around empty Philadelphia, yelling about how we've always wanted to run down these super crowded streets when they were totally empty.
I go back to my room, and realize I can't take arabic anymore because it meets at a really weird time on mondays & wednesdays so I go to tell lara I can't be in the class anymore. On the way, I run into Jeff, Troy, and Britta from Community
. They're bickering but find this weird maze behind the school. Jeff and Troy go in trying to race each other to the end, and Britta runs in after because she wants to see what this is all about. The whole maze is really complicated, sometimes it's crazy paths on the sides of hills looking over huge expanses of empty land, and other times it's legit in a tall, well cut rose bush maze. In a few random spots along the way, there are these doors. I open them up, look inside, and it's the inside of a house. You can't go inside, but you see a main entrance way that's sloped and has sink faucets on each level, a bloody surgery room, a closet, and at one point a room with a woman laying on a hospital bed. Me and Britta think it's weird but Jeff and Troy are racing to the end.
Eventually, we go through another set of traditional maze, across a bridge, and open the last door, upon which we can go inside. We realize it was the house we had been seeing through the other doors. We celebrate for a little bit about making it to the end, and somehow Troy disappeared and now Abed was around. We explore a little up the ramped entrance way down a hallway. Jeff and Britta are cracking jokes about something, and when we turn the corner we see a flight of stairs and a man right there. He stares at us, and yells that we know too much, pulling out huge gardening sheers. He chases us back down to the entrance way, and I dive into a supply closet for scissors to stab him. When I get out of the closet, the guy has already lost his weapon and is fighting with Jeff. Britta is trying to help but it doesn't really work, so she runs into another room trying to find a weapon. She runs into the room where the woman is laying on a hospital bed. The room is white but because of the light everything looks yellowy. The woman just stares, and then the butler walks up behind us with a gun.
"You've given me the perfect chance" he says, "I've always wanted to kill the man who did this."
The butler runs into the room and we follow him, and the crazy guy has stabbed Jeff with a syringe. "Hah! Now he has the disease!"
This enrages the butler, who shoots the the guy in the head. We celebrate for winning the fight, and even the girl in the hospital bed gets up to thank us for what we've done. She and the butler invite us for a big dinner as thanks. I look over, and see the supposedly dead man's bloody hand moving. I yell at the guy who still has the gun, and we go over to see that the attacker is talking to himself saying "doo be doo be do" over and over. So the butler shoots him in the head a second time and we go on our way. The butler describes the disease Jeff has is what the woman in the hospital bed has, it slowly deteriorates your body until you are like a living, rotting corpse. The have the antidote but he'll have to stay. Everyone agrees he should.
It cuts to dinner, there's some narrator talking over everyone sharing something that looks like a big traditional thanksgiving meal. At some point Jeff obnoxiously drops a tray of shots because he's already feeling the effects of the disease. Everyone from the community study group is there and a bunch of other random people, it's a huge table. Anyway halfway through eating Britta gives a big toast, everyone cheers, and then I woke up.
Wow that was long.